• The Groom Lake Desert Rat Issue 17 is posted here with the permission of the Author, Glenn Campbell

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    The Groom Lake Desert Rat Issue 17 is posted here with the permission of the Author, Glenn Campbell

    Posted by: Michael Curta, Colorado MUFON

    NOTE: This Issue of the Rat was in two parts, it has been merged into one for convenience.


    THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter.
    Issue #17. October 13, 1994.
    -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <-----
    AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE
    Direct from the "UFO Capital," Rachel, Nevada.
    Written, published, copyrighted and totally disavowed by
    psychospy@aol.com. See bottom for subscription/copyright info.

    In this issue...
    SENSOR WARS
    A JOURNALIST REPLIES
    GROOM LAKE "FAN MAN" SAILS TOWARD BASE
    INTEL BITTIES

    [Note: This issue has been sent in two parts. The first ends with
    a "CONTINUED" notice and the second ends with "###".]

    ----- SENSOR WARS -----

    In DR#3, we reported the existence of a number of road sensors on
    public land near the outer perimeter of the Groom Lake base. Each
    apparatus consists of two canisters about the size of soft drink
    cans buried about fifteen feet apart beside the road (magnetic
    detectors). These are wired to a transmitter about the size of a
    gallon paint can half-buried behind a bush. The unit is powered
    by batteries housed an ammo can sitting beside the transmitter.
    At one point, we counted twenty of these on public land, extending
    up to seven miles from the border.

    The sensors upset us because they suggest that the military, not
    BLM, is in practical control of this land. If you trip a sensor,
    within a few minutes an anonymous security patrol will appear.
    Your license plates will be recorded and relayed to the
    nonexistent base. If you deviate from the expected path to
    Freedom Ridge, a patrol will actively shadow you and won't let you
    out of it's sight until you return to the paved highway. If you
    happen to show up at an inconvenient time, the non-accountable
    patrols may even block your access to this public land, as
    reported in DR#9.

    At the least, the sensors represent bad public relations. They
    convey the message that no matter how much land the military has,
    they will always seek to control even more. Every military
    perimeter needs a buffer zone to protect it, then another buffer
    zone to protect THAT perimeter, and so on. In fact, the Groom
    Mountain Range was taken in the 1980s for no other purpose that to
    provide an unused buffer zone. If you cross the border in the
    vicinity of Freedom Ridge, you still have to traverse at least
    seven miles of empty sagebrush before you come to the border of
    "Area 51." The sensor network essentially turns public land into
    a buffer zone for that buffer zone.

    No one objects to the military installing sensors within the areas
    they legally control. The military has a right to detect when
    people actually intrude onto their land, but collecting
    information on the whereabouts and identity people who have NOT
    intruded is different. That is purely an intelligence function.
    Is domestic surveillance part of the military's charter? When the
    entity collecting the intelligence is in itself unacknowledged,
    the potentials for abuse are great. Where is this intelligence
    being sent? Will it be passed to the FBI, NSA or some other
    intelligence agency? Will people whose vehicles are seen near the
    border be flagged as "suspect citizens" and watched more closely
    for un-American activities? It may sound far-fetched, but when
    the data collecting apparatus is entirely anonymous and no one can
    be held accountable for abuses, then there is no telling how the
    information may be used.

    Such a discussion about whether the sensors are legal and proper
    has been largely academic until now. Although we are opposed to
    them on philosophical grounds, as a practical matter we know where
    they are and how to disable them. You can pull the power plug
    before you pass and reconnect it after you leave. When television
    crews visit, the sensors provide an irresistible visual
    illustration of Big Brother at work. We express our theatrical
    outrage into the camera as we point out the transmitter hiding
    behind the bush. Until now, we've been happy with the status quo.
    We wouldn't want to remove a sensor because, for one thing, we
    have already carefully mapped them, and removing one would mean
    that a new one would show up somewhere else and we would have to
    change are maps accordingly.

    ..... MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES .....

    A few days ago, on Oct. 5, we were out in the field with a crew
    from yet another TV affiliate. Part of our shtick as we are
    driving the press to Freedom Ridge is to use our radio equipment
    to detect a sensor, then get out of the car with camera in tow to
    look for it. On cue, we convey our sentiments: Look, it's a
    sensor ON PUBLIC LAND! It means THEY KNOW WE ARE COMING and we're
    going to be shadowed by ANONYMOUS SECURITY GUARDS IN WHITE JEEP
    CHEROKEES. This sensor is an offense to our FREEDOM, PRIVACY AND
    PEACE OF MIND. It makes us feel so... so... VIOLATED!

    Of course the exercise is totally staged, because we already know
    where the sensors are and when to tell the cameraman to start
    rolling. Often we give our radio equipment to the reporter
    sitting beside us so that he'll have the satisfaction of saying,
    "There it is!"

    ....So we're cruising down the dirt road toward Roadblock Canyon
    with the TV cameraman in the back seat and the reporter in the
    front. Suddenly, we stop the car, close our eyes, open them again
    and announce our remarkable clairvoyant intuition: "Sensor ahead."
    We give the scanner to the reporter and tell him to yell out when
    "496.25" shows up on the screen. With the camera rolling, we
    start driving again, past a sensor we have already mapped and
    identified as number 810.

    Nothing happens.

    We back up, drive forward again. Still nothing. Okay, so
    clairvoyance is never perfect. If we were alone, we would get out
    and checked the bushes, but the crew has a deadline to meet. We
    tell the cameraman to stand by because we know there are other
    sensors on this road: five altogether. About a mile further down
    the road we pass the prior location of sensor 811. The camera is
    running, but still no response on the scanner. Now we are
    beginning to sweat and wonder if we will ever have a chance to
    express our outrage. We have the reporter look at the frequency
    counter instead of the scanner as we back up and pass over the
    site again. Nada.

    We drive ahead, and get no response at the presumed locations of
    812 and 813. By this time, the exercise is getting tired.
    Psychospy has cried wolf once too often, and the camera doesn't
    roll when we announce a possible sensor. We start feeling a bit
    depressed and wonder if maybe the military had taken them all
    away, just like the very photogenic "No Photography" signs they
    removed after the KNBC fiasco (DR #15). The sensors are part of
    our dog and pony show. Since the base itself is relatively
    static, most crews decline even to shoot it. (Most now rely on
    still photos or stock footage borrowed from other stations.) The
    only reason to go into the field now is to catch shots of the
    ominous Cammo Dudes sitting on a hill, the sinister "Use of Deadly
    Force Authorized" signs, the mysterious "black" helicopter and the
    ubiquitous sensors hiding behind bushes miles from the border.
    Take away these things, and for a visual medium like television
    THERE IS NO STORY.

    Could the military have suddenly gotten smart?

    ..... WHAT HAPPENED? .....

    After passing through the infamous "Sensor Alley" to Freedom Ridge
    with nary a blip on the screen, we theorized that someone at a
    high level in the Air Force saw the Larry King TV special on Oct.
    1. In it, the sensors were mentioned, and we figured that a
    member of the brass with some P.R. sense had seen it and conveyed
    a message down the chain of command that sensors on public land
    aren't terribly prudent. Even without the sensors, there are so
    many patrols in the field now that it seems highly unlikely that a
    vehicle could slip into the area undetected. Instead of
    protecting the border, the sensors were drawing people to it.
    They were among the props that made Freedom Ridge the sort of
    irresistible adventure destination that cannot help but attract already-seen-it-all tourists.

    We surmised that the orders had to come from a high level because
    the local command structure has always seemed crippled and
    incapable of changing with the times. The local Dudes seem
    trapped by their own antiquated rules, still fighting a heavy-
    handed battle with Soviet spies and not the subtle P.R. challenges
    of the 90's. Change, if it happens, has to come from above;
    otherwise, the organization marches ahead in robot mode and
    repeatedly shoots itself in the foot whenever given the opportunity.

    Although we felt depressed about losing our props, removing the
    sensors was the right thing for the military to do. We thought it
    indicated a glimmer of intelligence and hope at the top of the
    command structure.

    But we were wrong.

    ..... A VISIT FROM THE LAW .....

    The day after the TV crew visited, two sheriff's deputies dropped
    in to see us at our Research Center. They were Undersheriff Gary
    Davis and Lieutenant Richard Triplett. They said they were
    investigating the disappearance of eight road sensors reported
    AWOL by the Air Force.

    They wanted to know if we knew who had taken them. We said we
    didn't, and that's the truth.

    The deputies mentioned that Sergeant Lamoreaux had visited our
    office on an earlier occasion, seeking information on who might
    have run down a cow near the Black Mailbox. In the course of his
    visit, we might have shown Sergeant Lamoreaux the detector unit we
    had found in the middle of a road over a year ago. This was one
    of the soft-drink-sized canisters, made from standard PVC pipe,
    containing a coil and some primitive electronics. The wires
    leading out of the unit were frayed and chewed up, as though a
    coyote had gnawed on it and maybe pulled it from the ground. At
    the time we discovered the unit, we weren't sure what it was.
    There was a manufacturer's name on it, but no indication that it
    was government property. Subsequent examination of the inner
    electronics gave us the clues we needed to find a complete
    apparatus. A friend of ours stumbled upon the first one. By
    driving past it repeatedly and analyzing the output, we found the
    radio techniques we needed to discover the rest.

    The two officers asked us if they could see the detector unit we
    showed to Sergeant Lamoreaux. We pointed to it sitting on the
    table beside them. It was a popular item at our Research Center,
    and we did not hesitate to show it to visitors. As reported in
    our Viewer's Guide, we considered it abandoned property and would
    be happy to return it to anyone who can prove ownership.

    We opened the unit and explained to the officers how it worked.
    The officers said that the detector unit we held in our hands was
    worth $1000. We laughed at that one. We said that it was
    possible that the entire apparatus, including transmitter and
    battery, might have cost the military $1000 at very inflated
    contractor prices. We were not talking high tech. The detector
    unit was composed of off-the-shelf electronic components
    performing a very simple function: to receive the electric current
    produced by a big piece of metal--a car--passing by a coil,
    amplify the signal and pass an impulse along to the equally
    rudimentary transmitter. Any knowledgeable hobbyist should be
    able to reproduce the functions of the detector with about $20
    worth of overpriced parts from Radio Shack.

    The officers insisted that the sensor unit alone cost the
    government $1000, while the transmitter was valued at $4000.
    That's a total cost to the taxpayer of $6000, batteries not
    included. The officers told us, very politely, that any theft of
    government property worth more than $250 was a felony. For
    example, theft or possession of one of these detector units that
    we now held in our hands was punishable by one to four years in prison.

    Just then we felt something go "clunk" in our digestive tract. In
    an instantaneous clairvoyant revelation, we saw where things were
    leading.

    They were out to nail Psychospy.

    ..... HOW TO NEUTRALIZE AN IRRITANT .....

    People have often asked us if, as the military's chief irritant
    here, we have ever suffered any threats or retribution for our
    activism. Alas, we have had nothing sinister to report. Once,
    our home was visited by mysterious Men in Black (DR#1), but they
    turned out to be Jehovah's Witnesses. On many occasions near the
    border, we have been deliberately buzzed at very close range by
    the big Blackhawk helicopter, no identifying numbers, in direct
    violation of the Air Force's own regulations on clearance
    distances. We were outraged, of course, but wouldn't miss it for
    the world. Recently, we were arrested for apparently interfering
    with the warrantless seizure of a news crew's video tape. We'll
    fight it all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary, but even
    if we lose the fine probably won't be more than a couple hundred
    dollars--well worth the price in entertainment and political
    value, we'd say.

    People warn us, "Be careful. If they want to get you, they will."
    We have always taken these warnings lightly. All we need to do to
    protect ourselves, we reply to our advisors, is remain pure of
    heart and clean of spirit, be honest, open and honorable at all
    times and the goons can't touch us. Oh, naivete! As we talked to
    the officers with a thousand dollar piece of junk in our hands, we
    were feeling a wee bit vulnerable. We saw, in our clairvoyant
    vision, that if "they" ever wanted to get us, this is how they'd
    do it. They'd look around for opportunities and strike us
    wherever we were exposed.

    Officer Triplett said that he was not going to read us our Miranda
    rights because we were not under arrest. We were just having a
    friendly conversation. Nonetheless, he wanted us to know that
    what we said could be used against us in court. He was going to
    ask us a series of questions, and we had the right not to answer
    if we so chose. However, if we did choose to respond, and that
    answer turned out to be a lie, it could be a bad for us in the
    future. Officer Triplett asked us if we understood what he had
    just said, and we replied that we did.

    What followed was a game of "I've Got a Secret." The officers
    asked us questions, and we replied with "Yes," "No" or "I'm sorry,
    but I'd really rather not answer that." The tone was cordial
    throughout our chat, and we had a chance to give each question
    careful thought before replying. We do not recall the exact
    sequence of the questions, but what follows is the gist....

    The officers asked us if we had any sensors in our possession,
    other than the piece we held in our hands.

    We said, "No."

    They asked us if we knew who had taken the sensors.

    We voiced our theory that the sensors were stolen by mice. We
    explained to the officers that when the mice come to see Groom
    Lake, they often want to take a souvenir back home with them. The
    sensors are convenient and easy to find now that we have published
    the frequency and told the world how to locate them with any off-
    the-shelf scanner (DR#15). The sensors are a compelling symbol of
    authority, as irresistible to purloin as the Restricted Area
    signs. Because they are farther from the border than the signs,
    sitting all by their lonesomes in the desert, the mice find them
    easier to snag.

    The officers asked us if we knew any of these mice personally.

    We said that we knew a few adventurous rodents who might do that
    sort of thing. We said that we had no specific evidence, however.
    We suggested that the sensors were probably taken independently by
    a number of different mice rather than in a concerted effort by
    one or two.

    The officers asked us if we had ever HAD a detector unit in our
    possession, other than the one we held in our hands.

    We thought about it carefully and replied that we preferred not to
    answer that question.

    The officers asked us if we had ever had one of those $4000
    transmitters in our possession.

    Again, we replied, thoughtfully, that we preferred not to answer
    the question.

    The officers asked us if we had ever had a battery in our possession.

    We replied proudly and unequivocally, "No." We have never had a
    battery in our possession.

    In very hypothetical terms, we recounted for the officers a bit of
    history. There was a time, many moons ago, when the Air Force
    refused to acknowledge that it had any sensors on public land.
    The nonexistent secret base guarded by nonexistent Cammo Dudes was
    also protected by nonexistent road sensors. BLM, the custodian of
    the lands on which the sensors are buried, had no knowledge of
    them either until a reporter we talked to inquired. A BLM ranger
    had to dig one up himself and present it to the Air Force before
    the AF admitted anything.

    We explained to the officers, strictly hypothetically, that prior
    to the AF admission, the status of the sensors was very vague. If
    one happened to stumble upon one of these orphaned items in the
    desert, it would peak ones curiosity, would it not? If no one
    admitted to owning them, they would seem like abandoned property,
    like any of the dozen crashed jets or practice bombs found
    littering the area. Unable to obtain any official information
    about what this strange apparatus was or who might have left it
    behind, a curious individual might be tempted to take one home to
    examine. Hypothetically, one might want to dissect it to find out
    how it works. That sort of information might help lead one to the
    owner, to whom, of course, one would want to return it immediately
    if they could prove it is theirs.

    We explained to the officers that after the Air Force conceded
    that it did have sensors on public land, the situation would have
    changed. One would not want to have any such apparatus in ones
    possession. To any person or organization who had become a
    painful thorn in the side of both the military and the Sheriff's
    Dept., possessing any such hardware could be a very dangerous
    liability, could it not?

    In an embarassing breach of etiquette in our otherwise polite and
    hypothetical conversation, Undersheriff Davis blurted out, "So who
    did you give the sensor to?"

    We looked mystified. "Sensor? What sensor?"

    We reiterated that we had no sensors in our possession and did not
    know which rodent was responsible for the current wave of sensor-
    nappings. We liked the sensors just the way they were. They were
    part of our act for the TV cameras. Why would we want to mess up
    a good thing?

    Undersheriff Davis, in another faux pas, asked if they could
    search our Research Center for sensors. We thought about it a
    moment then politely declined. We said that it was a matter of
    principal. Although we did not have any sensors or other
    contraband in our possession, we did not know if there was
    anything else in our Research Center that might be construed
    against us. We could not think of anything specifically, but we
    liked our privacy and would feel more comfortable if the premises
    were not searched.

    The officers said that they would have to confiscate the one
    detector unit we had found in the road. We expressed our dismay,
    since it had no government markings, was found abandoned in the
    road where any passing patrol could have picked it up and was
    discovered before we had any idea what it was. Nonetheless, the
    officers insisted that we knew that it belonged to the government.
    They said that the responsibility would be the government's to
    prove it was theirs, and if they could not do so, then it was
    possible it would be returned to us. (Fat chance, we thought....
    Just like those dozens of rolls of film taken from visitors with
    the promise of "free developing.")

    The officers gave us a receipt for the detector. They agreed that
    we had been courteous and helpful. They said that they would go
    to their Rachel substation (a rarely-used building a block away)
    to talk it over and would come back to us if they had any further
    questions.

    ..... CUTTING A DEAL .....

    The officers returned about fifteen minutes later. They said they
    had been talking on the phone to the Sheriff but that they had not
    yet contacted the Air Force, who they had been cooperating with in
    this investigation. The information and offer that Officer
    Triplett subsequently made to us we assume had the direct approval
    of the Sheriff himself.

    First, Officer Triplett showed us a snapshot of a sensor and
    transmitter, apparently given to them by the Air Force. He said
    that he wanted to let us know, in a friendly sort of way, that
    they would be going door to door to all of our neighbors in Rachel
    to show them the picture and ask if anyone had ever seen us with
    such an apparatus or heard us talking about having one. They were
    not going to make any accusations, mind you, just have a friendly
    chat about us with every person in town.

    Then Deputy Triplett made us an offer. It was a friendly offer,
    based on the kind of deal, he said, that is often cut in drug
    cases. Triplett said that they already had "two or three good
    suspects" in the disappearance of the sensors. If these suspects
    were confronted with their crimes, there was a risk that they
    might "roll over" in exchange for more lenient treatment. In a
    drug case, this means that the addicts turn in the pushers; the
    pushers turn in the distributors, and the distributors turn in the
    Mafia dons that can't be convicted by any other means. Triplett
    said that, unfortunately, due to our prominent position, we were
    the party who the authorities would most want to convict. If the
    other suspects could implicate us in any way, then there would be
    no protection for us; we would have to suffer the full force of
    the law.

    On the other hand, if we chose to turn in those two or three
    suspects before they could turn in us, Officer Triplett could
    assure us that would not be prosecuted for any involvement in the crime.

    We politely declined this generous officer. We told the officers
    that we doubted anyone would implicate us because we were innocent
    of any involvement in the crime. It would also seem difficult for
    us to turn in the other suspects if we did not know who they were.
    Any possible mice we knew of were already far outside the
    jurisdiction of the Lincoln County Sheriff's Department.

    Our friendly conversation concluded, the officers proceeded to the
    door. We thanked Undersheriff Davis for his purchase: He bought
    a topographic map on which we had marked, at his request, the
    location where we had found the detector unit in the road. We
    suggested to the officers that the best way to prevent theft of
    sensors in the future was for us to publish an account of the
    officers' visit in our Desert Rat. We would warn the mice of the
    potential penalties--one to four years in mouse prison--and
    perhaps this would dissuade them. The officers agreed that this
    was a good idea.

    We walked the officers to the door and bid them a warm good-bye.


    ..... HULK REBORN .....

    At the time the officers parted, we felt nothing but respect and
    sympathy for these noble defenders of the law. The Air Force had
    made a complaint, and the Sheriff's Dept. felt obligated to
    investigate it. It can be difficult being stuck in the middle
    like that, but justice is blind, and these officers were doing
    their job as best they could.

    Psychospy is naturally a mild-mannered character. He is not given
    to anger or rash outbursts. He prides himself in being able to
    see both sides of every issue and in understanding the complex
    human motivations in every social interaction. There are no
    "good" or "bad" people, just people with different points of view.

    But even as we recited to ourselves these good and proper
    thoughts, we couldn't help but sense that something wasn't quite
    right. Inside, we felt a churning. A transformation. Our
    clothing felt too tight. There was a heaving in the chest. A
    change in skin tone. From deep within our gut, a horrible,
    wrenching impulse started making its way to the surface.

    We were getting pissed.

    The more we thought about what the officers said the more furious
    we became. We hadn't felt this way since we spent a January night
    outside the Lincoln County Detention Center waiting for the
    release of the seven accused trespassers (DR#1). No one in the
    Sheriff's Dept. would even confirm that the prisoners were being
    held, never mind their status, so we had no choice but to spend
    the night in our car in the parking lot, in sub-freezing
    temperatures, awaiting their release. When they were finally
    bailed out, at about 4 am, we were asleep and missed them.

    That's when the beast first emerged. A mild-mannered Bill Bixby
    was transformed, in a metaphysical sense, into a raging green
    Incredible Hulk. We were possessed by the irrational and
    uncontrollable urge to do grievous damage to the Lincoln County
    Sheriff's Dept.

    Nothing in the first part of our conversation with the two
    deputies bothered us. The officers had a job to do and conducted
    themselves professionally. What gnawed at us was what they said
    after coming back from talking to the Big Guy. Psychospy does not
    "roll over." We stand proud for our crimes and do not rat on
    others to reduce our own sentence. We remain pure of heart and
    honest and honorable in all of our actions, so if we are accused
    of anything, we will stand trial and exercise every one of the
    legal rights available to us. Psychospy is not your run-of-the-
    mill, sell-out-your-neighbor drug dealer. We do not cut deals.

    We're mad as hell and getting more livid as we speak. We
    recognize that there are a couple of issues that need to be
    addressed right away. One is the future of the Sheriff himself.
    He is up for reelection on Nov. 8, so now is the time to declare
    our allegiances. Another issue is the lingering problem of the
    road sensors, which we want to see removed from public land once
    and for all. If the military will not remove them willingly, then
    we predict no sensor will be safe from the mice.

    ..... A DESERT RAT POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT .....

    In the upcoming elections, the current Sheriff, Dahl Bradfield, is
    facing a credible outside challenger, Don Brown. Brown appears to
    be an experienced law enforcement officer, including two terms as
    a Sheriff in Washington State. We have met Mr. Brown and are
    impressed. We can't say that we know him very well, but two
    advantages overrule our unfamiliarity: (1) Brown has vowed to
    sever all ties with the Air Force, and (2) he is not Dahl Bradfield.

    After the KNBC video tape seizure, the Las Vegas Review-Journal
    printed an editorial cartoon (7/26) showing the stereotypical pot-
    bellied Sheriff with reflective glasses standing beside his squad
    car at the side of the highway. A road sign in front of him reads:

    Now Entering LINCOLN COUNTY, Nevada...
    NO Videotaping
    NO Trespassing
    NO Bill of Rights

    The more we know about Dahl, the more he seems to fit the
    stereotype.

    One misjudgment that continues to sour many voters is his
    orchestration of a removal campaign for a Lincoln County
    Commissioner, Floyd Lamb. Floyd is a cagey old politician and
    certainly no angel, but he was a strong leader who was willing to
    stand up to Dahl. Floyd was once a powerful state senator whose
    career ended when he was convicted in a bribery case; the voter's
    knew about his past when they elected him to the County
    Commission. Floyd's worst crime as commissioner, as far as we can
    fathom, is that he called Dahl a "liar" at a Commissioner's
    meeting and threatened to cut the Sheriff's Dept. budget. In a
    county with one of the largest per-capita police force in the
    country, the Sheriff's Dept. is entity to be feared. The age-old
    dilemma applies: When you live in a police state, who will
    protect you from the police? Signatures for Floyd's recall were
    collected chiefly by Sheriff's deputies and their spouses--the
    sort of obvious conflict of interest that never would have been
    tolerated in the big city. In the recall election, Floyd was
    defeated by a slim margin (making us feel guilty that we didn't
    get out and stump for him).

    We have met the Sheriff himself only in passing. We have never
    encountered him near the border of Area 51, only his deputies, but
    we see in their actions an absence of critical judgment from
    above. The compensation the Sheriff's Dept. receives from the Air
    Force is minor: They pay for one deputy and one car. Yet, when
    the Air Force calls, the Sheriff's Dept. always seems to jump-to.
    Contacts and agreements between the feds and the Dept. are secret,
    and until recently, the Dept. was deputizing members of the
    anonymous security force. When the military, through its own
    unwise decisions, places itself in an absurd and untenable
    position, the Sheriff seems willing to share those problems upon
    request, no matter how damaging to the department's credibility.

    Only now, as the election approaches, is the Dept. backing off.
    It may be too late! The worst political gaff you can commit in
    this county is to be seen as a stooge of the federal government.

    While we normally remain agnostic in political matters, we have
    seen enough questionable decisions by Sheriff Bradfield to draw us
    out of the closet. THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT ENDORSES DON F.
    BROWN FOR THE NEXT SHERIFF OF LINCOLN COUNTY.

    (Whoa! Bradfield must be quaking in his boots now!)

    ..... THE SENSORS MUST GO! .....

    The sensors themselves have become a symbol of paranoia, security
    overkill and government inefficiency. At $6000 per assembly, they
    could easily be equated with the $500 screwdrivers and $1000
    toilet seats the military is known for. Anyone who seriously
    wants to evade the sensors can do it; the only people who trip
    them are casual tourists and those who deliberately WANT to find
    them to take pictures or souvenirs.

    We do not recommend that anyone steal the sensors. As the
    deputies pointed out, it could be a felony if you are caught.
    However, we see nothing wrong with disabling the sensors simply to
    assure your own privacy. If the military asserts the right to
    monitor citizens on public lands, citizens should also be able to
    refuse participation in this surveillance program if they so
    chose. The proper method to disable a sensor is to gently
    disconnect the power cord. Don't get caught doing it, because
    Sheriff Bradfield may initiate a "tampering with government
    property" charge against you. Given that the sensors have not
    been sanctioned by BLM and you have done no permanent damage to
    them, we believe that the charge would be untenable in court, but
    you don't want to endure the hassles of hiring a lawyer and going
    to court either.

    Following is some additional embarrassing information on the road
    sensors.

    ..... SENSOR ADDRESSING .....

    All road sensors we have found in this area broadcast on the same
    frequency: 496.25 MHz. When tripped, a transmitter emits a burst
    of digits indicating the unit's ID code and the direction the
    vehicle is traveling. The ID code is set by easily-changed dip
    switches inside the transmitter. For example, the first sensor on
    the road to Freedom Ridge is number 810, the second is 811, and so
    on. We collected many of the ID numbers back in the good old days
    when security broadcasted "in the clear" and the patrols would
    call them out when passing. Now, the ID's can (hypothetically) be
    confirmed by a five minute examination of each sensor.

    We do not recommend that anyone remove or disassemble a sensor,
    but if anyone DID engage in such evil acts, this is what they
    could do for fun: "Borrow" a sensor, sit on a hill and
    systematically change the dip switches in one sensor unit to the
    numbers of different units. One unscrupulous person could
    repeatedly trip a single sensor using different ID numbers and
    thereby orchestrate an invasion! First, you could send the codes
    for 810, 811, 812, etc. (assuming these sensors are eventually
    replaced). Then, you could trip a series of sensors from the
    north, maybe on several different roads simultaneously. The Cammo
    Dudes would be frantic, and helicopters would be everywhere
    looking for the imaginary visitors.

    Not that we would EVER do such a devilish thing, but it would be
    easy to carry out and is certainly fun to contemplate. And now
    that the Dudes know what we know they know we know, they'll have
    to ask themselves every time: "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"

    ..... ILLEGAL REPEATER STATION? .....

    After the AF was forced to admit that they had the sensors, they
    sent BLM a letter announcing their intention to keep them on
    public land within the scope of "casual use." Casual use means
    that you can use public lands for almost anything you want as long
    as there is no significant impact on the land or wildlife. You
    can, for example, pitch a tent or build a campfire almost
    anywhere, as long as your return the site to its natural state
    when you leave.

    The Air Force argues the road sensors are discreet and present no
    significant environmental impact. Looking at a single sensor as
    an inert object, we agree that it probably would fall within the
    scope of casual use. We object only the surveillance function, as
    well as the fact that there is not just one, but an big organized
    network of devices. It is like building a dozen campfires
    simultaneously within a limited area of public land.

    Anyway, if one sensor apparatus--no more than two feet high
    including antenna--does not violate casual use, how big does it
    have to be before it does? Four feet? Eight feet? Can the AF
    park a ten-foot microwave relay station on public land without
    applying to BLM for a right-of-way? What about a 16 foot radio
    repeater station?

    It so happens that there is a 16-foot solar-powered repeater on
    public land about two miles outside the border. It is used in
    connection with the sensor network, relaying the signal of certain
    isolated transmitters back to the main receiver. Since BLM wasn't
    informed of the sensors until the issue was forced, we assume the
    AF never bothered to apply for a right of way for the repeater
    station either.

    The repeater is located in Township 5 S, Range 55 E, Section 28.
    To get to it, take Valley Rd. from SR-375 (LN 11.4) for 5.3 miles,
    turn left on the side road and go 3.4 miles. Stop the car and
    look at the top of the hills to the left.

    Could it be illegal?

    ..... FELONY CHARGES .....

    If you are caught stealing or dismembering a road sensor, you must
    be prepared to suffer your own fate. However, you should let us
    know about your predicament, and we'll do what we can to assist
    your defense. A felony charge is not pleasant to face, but unlike
    the misdemeanor obstruction count Mr. Campbell is currently
    playing with, a felony offers full rights of "discovery." That
    means we can put the AF through the ringer as to who, exactly,
    placed the sensors on public land, when and under what authority,
    how they were purchased and how their valuation was determined.
    If $20 detectors are indeed being sold to the government for
    $1000, discovery would yield the documents to prove it. At the
    trial--a jury trial, of course--BLM officers could be subpoenaed
    to determine their policy toward military sensors on public land.
    (At present, they have issued no opinion.) Carefully handled, a
    felony proceeding can be turned around to put the accuser on
    trial. Could be deep woo-woo for the AF.

    ..... BOUNTY OFFERED FOR NEW SENSORS .....

    There have long been rumors that the Dudes have road sensors that
    cannot be easily detected. Presumably, these would be smaller
    units that need less maintenance. They may be totally buried and
    use a transmission system that cannot be detected with a frequency
    counter. No doubt, these would cost the taxpayer $10,000 a piece
    instead of $6000. We don't know for certain that these sensors
    exist, but if they do Psychospy is offering $100 for information
    leading to the first one found on public land. (Do not remove it;
    just tell us how to find it so we can photograph it and tell the world.)

    In summary, we fear that any road sensors left on public land will
    be both useless and vulnerable to theft. With so many tourists
    now flocking to the area, there is also a risk of accidental
    damage to the sensors if they are not explicitly marked with
    fluorescent "Sensor Here" warning signs. (We've tried doing this
    ourselves, but somebody keeps taking them down.) For example,
    people might innocently run over the transmitters when driving
    off-road or accidentally shoot a hole in one when hunting for
    rabbits. The obvious AF solution: They'll install sensors to
    protect the sensors. Maybe they'll train TV cameras on each, but
    then how will they protect the cameras? You gotta love those
    security dudes because they'll never go down easy.

    ----- A JOURNALIST'S OPINION -----

    After we told an acquaintance of ours, a reporter on a big city
    crime beat, about our visit from the deputies, he replied....

    "Interesting development on the road sensors. You said eight
    (8) were missing? That's a lot of sensors. And a lot of money
    ($32,000, or thereabouts?). I wonder who is taking them, and why,
    other than general disruption of Groom security activities.

    "Oh, by the way: Police ALWAYS use that tired old line that
    they have other suspects and they might talk as a way of getting
    information. As you probably know, it is NOT illegal for police
    to lie to get a confession. I once went to a seminar at which
    interrogation tactics of police were detailed. It was
    interesting. I came away with one guiding principle: If I am
    ever accosted by police in an interrogation setting (they're only
    supposed to interrogate if they believe you're guilty of the
    crime.) SAY NOTHING and CALL MY ATTORNEY. Their little tricks are
    very clever, but any reasonably smart person can see where things
    are going and avoid the trap.

    "In your case, it doesn't sound like it got heavy at all.
    They're probably just trying to see if you would easily confess.
    Their promise to interview everyone in Rachel sounds like just
    another tactic to shake loose a confession. These cops are SO
    predictable."

    ----- RUMOR: GROOM LAKE "FAN MAN" SAILS TOWARD BASE -----

    The following information came from a witness who prefers to
    remain anonymous. Owing to lack of confirmation, we print it here
    as "rumor."

    In the early morning hours of Sept. 22 (or thereabouts), a man in
    his 40s attempted to "paraglide" into Area 51. He was with a
    group of ex-Vietnam buddies from Southern California who had
    decided, at the spur of the moment, that they were going to
    intrude into the secret base. You know: capture an alien, bring
    it back and put it on display during the Larry King extravaganza.
    The group did not have the "Area 51 Viewer's Guide" and had only a
    vague notion of where they were going. The source's description
    suggests that they were way off target. They climbed a ridge,
    which could have been the north end of the Groom Range, and saw
    some lights in the distance, which probably weren't the main base.

    The intruder apparently took off from the top of the ridge using
    an unpowered, airfoil-shaped parachute (a paraglider). The other
    members of the group didn't know the intruder was planning his
    stunt until he passed over them. The intruder is described by our
    source as a gung-ho, off-the-wall type who would try anything. He
    apparently did sail across the line into the Nellis Range buffer
    zone surrounding Groom, but he didn't get very far. He was chased
    down by security; a scuffle ensued, and he was hauled off to
    Nellis Air Force Base. A second member of the group followed him
    in on foot and was also detained by the Dudes.

    Both of the intruders happened to be in the Marine Reserve, so
    their case has been handled by military justice. According to the
    source, the parachutist was supposedly held at Nellis AFB for
    almost a week, then released. He will go on trial in a military
    court, which can apparently be kept secret. The member of the
    party who followed on foot paid a fine of about $1100 and agreed
    to sign some security forms.

    Inquiries to Nellis have yielded, "No comment." (Does this mean
    the incident DID take place?) Inquiries to the Sheriff's Dept.
    yielded only ANOTHER pair of intruders--two men from Utah who
    drove past the Keep Out signs on Groom Lake Road later the same day.

    Members of the original group do not want publicity. The source
    has allowed us to publish only the above general outline.
    Although we can't confirm any of it, we feel that the account is credible--because the intruders sounded so naive and ill-prepared.
    We wish we could have been there.

    ----- INTEL BITTIES -----

    KING SHOW WENT WELL. We were pleased overall with the Oct. 1
    Larry King UFO extravaganza, broadcasting live from Rachel. King
    was great. The producers were great. The crew was great. The
    panel was great. The people of Rachel were great. We want to
    thank them all for making it a great show. Perhaps in the next
    issue of the Rat we will be able to comment in more detail on the
    circus, including the still-unanswered questions about King's
    possible cloning. (He did seem a little older and thinner than he
    appears on TV.)

    SEMI TRUCK AT WHITE SIDES. Sighted at the White Sides trailhead
    on Sept. 19: A North American Van Lines tractor-trailer truck.
    The drivers had some time to kill and came to take the hike.
    (Note: The White Sides trailhead offers a convenient turnaround
    for truckers, while the Freedom Ridge trailhead does not.) C'mon
    down, good buddies!

    ADVICE REPEATED. Naive tourists have been driving across the
    border lately at the rate of about one car per week. Immediate
    arrest, the towing of your car and a fine of up to $600 are
    guaranteed. It may seem obvious but is worth repeating: If the
    big signs say "Restricted Area," "No Trespassing," "Keep Out," and
    "Use of Deadly Force Authorized," it means you shouldn't drive
    past them.

    RUNWAY EXPANSION? Unsubstantiated third-hand rumor: One of the
    runways at Groom will be extended by about a mile. The contractor
    is Bectel and the work will begin after the first of the year.
    [Thanks to a reader.]

    AURORA SIGHTING. You can find Bill Sweetman's version of the
    alleged Aurora spyplane (different from the Testor's version) in
    the toy section at Wal-Mart stores. It is a two-inch model
    packaged in a Micro-Machines set of three aircraft, including the
    SR-71 and alleged TR-3A. Also found in the package are a couple
    of tiny Cammo Dudes--all for less than $5. [Thanks to a reader.]

    NEW CATALOG ITEMS. The following items are now in stock and
    available for immediate shipment from our mail order arm, Secrecy
    Oversight Council: Ben Rich's "Skunkworks" book, Lazar saucer
    model, book on Edward Teller ("Teller's War"), book on NSA ("The
    Puzzle Palace"), "Comprehensive Guide to Military Monitoring,"
    Tonopah Test Range satellite image (Cactus Flat), Nevada Test Site
    satellite image (Pahute Mesa), "UFOs And The Alien Presence: Six
    Viewpoints" and "Watch the Skies." A bound copy of all Desert Rat
    back issues is available for $1 per issue ($17 plus postage). Ask
    for our latest catalog for ordering information.

    REMEMBER THE SEVEN TRESPASSERS? (DR #1) Well, their charges have
    been settled (DR #11), but they still haven't got their equipment
    back from the AF. This includes binoculars, a telescope and a camera--worthless to the military but a significant loss to the
    owners. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Is the equipment contributing the
    national defense, or is the Air Force being PETTY AND VINDICTIVE?
    Let's resolve this case.

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